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Gifts Ideas For The Apocalypse
A gift buying guide for modern times.
Wine, Beer, Liquor — All liquids capable of alerting your mental state are appreciated as gifts. Consider these gifts for that nervous friend who could really use a little relaxation or a blackout. (Note: Please refrain from gifting these items to people in 12 step programs, that is a massive faux-pas even during end-times.)
Hulu Subscription — This is a great gift for the friend who has reached the end screen of Netflix, which until the apocalypse, no one realized it existed.
Stamps — Remember stamps? Yeah, that’s right snail mail is back in vogue, as it is the only way we have to physically reach out into the real world. So give the gift of stamps, shit they are 55 cents each now? Who knew?
Toilet Paper — This is an obvious one, it is more valuable than gold at this point. Do not give such a precious gift lightly; this is an item to give a truly precious person because nothing says love like TP.
Puzzles — Shelter in place is hard, and puzzle help relieve the monotony. Hell, they are practically the new Instagram as far as time-wasting goes. There is nothing like jamming together oddly shaped pieces of cardboard to ward off insanity.
